Alright, I'll admit it, I''m famous...well I used to be more famous... now I'm kind of infamous. People are coming back around, you'll see. I don't even know why I'm on here. There was a time when I was a man about town. Now it seems that sometimes people hide the fact that they hang out with me. No matter, I know I have what it takes. All those haters, they just wish that they could be me. Smooth and supple, with wide spread rock star appeal and just enough edge to make you think you might be doing something wrong. Don't worry, I'm not one to kiss and tell. Your secret is safe with me. Catch me if you can.